Mars Bars (Naked Eye)… (1-20)

Content note: This piece talks about sex work, OnlyFans-style creator management, and the business side of adult content.

This is just a humble taste of the business clients I’ve extensively worked with in a past ‘lifestyle’ — the clothes-and-spreadsheet one.

Home improvement and construction firms, charity and nonprofit organizations, pest control and home service specialists, political campaigns and public-service offices, real estate groups, prepaid and debit card programs, wearable tech and payment services, medical specialists (including gut health, chronic conditions, and men’s health), licensed electricians and home automation experts, optometry practices, film producers and post-production studios, hypnotherapists, nutrition doctors and supplement brands, pool and spa companies, hospitality and lodging businesses, criminal defense and other law practices, professional sales and marketing teams, clinical trial and research organizations, life and mindset coaches, sports and recreation programs, parent–community groups, education and tutoring services, custom invitation and print shops, coffee merchants, congregational and faith-based communities, consumer “as seen on TV” products, published authors, app and software creators, watercraft and motorsport enthusiasts, gift basket and gift card merchants, graphic design studios, cosmetology professionals, riding and horsemanship services, brace and support-wear providers, software developers, and many, many, many attorney firms.

The arena changed; the skill set didn’t — helping people be seen, chosen, and remembered.

While not anywhere near complete, you know which sticks out to me as missing from this list? Adult content creators.

Most “OnlyFans managers” you hear about are a guy with a Telegram account, a drag-and-drop brand pack, and a dream of taking 50% to type “hi bb” for you. That’s not management; that’s glorified catfishing in your DMs.

In the kink lifestyle, I haven’t just dealt with submissive females, but also those who have ambition and drive to build something they can own and scale well beyond the “prime” of their bodies.

I believe everyone deserves the knowledge to explore and discover something about themselves, be it a trade or a hobby.

In fact, I believe in it so much that I’ve offered my services and expertise pro bono so many, many, many times for so many, many, many people in adult entertainment that it becomes hard to consider it “work” for myself.

I am quite professional — more so than a lot of people you would come across in this lifestyle. 

That’s why when I see those greedy, egotistical, short-sighted, unaware-of-my-capabilities types, I shudder to think which pitfalls they’ll encounter on the way to “success” or absolute failure.

Real management isn’t “posting more” or buying fake engagement. It’s positioning, pricing, retention, funnels, audience psychology, and knowing when to stop doing things that drain you for no return. It’s treating your body and your brand like assets, not a slot machine.

While it frees up my time not being a pro bono manager to emerging talent, it wastes the time of others as they fumble around in the dark, trying to figure out an infallible way to sell their body/personality to an audience that has unlimited options in front of their dick at their fingertips.

Sad.

So, if you catch my fancy and I tell you I’m a queen-maker, understand this: I don’t say it to impress you. I say it because I’ve done it, more than once, in more than one world. If I make you an offer, it’s because I already see where you could go. If you’re serious about working with me in that capacity, don’t just tell me you’re “motivated” — show me what you’re already doing, what you’ve tried, and where you’re stuck.

By now, I would have thought all of this would be visible to the naked eye.

Companion track: “Naked Eye” – Luscious Jackson

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