Your Submission – An Introduction (1-7) – Commentary

This one is basically the mission statement for how I see M/s with me — but dressed in shitposting and dad jokes so you don’t run away on sight.

It’s light on purpose. Under it, it’s doing a lot of framing work.

“So, you want to enter into a submissive/slave dynamic? Wonderful!”

The opening gag:

THE END.

is me poking fun at how some Doms treat the whole thing:

  • “You want to submit? Great, we’re done here.”
  • No nuance, no depth, just: you’re mine now.

Then I push back with:

“Oh… you say you don’t want to just be anyone’s submissive/slave… you have standards and self-respect…”

That’s the pivot point.

This series is written from the assumption that:

  • you’re not a role looking for any warm Dominant body
  • you’re a person who wants:
    • realness
    • time
    • respect
    • and something more than “hot scenes + vibes”

I’m using humor to normalize what some people still treat as “too demanding” for a submissive/slave.

“Are these really valid requests…?”

I pull out the imaginary peanut gallery:

“Wow, that’s a lot of expectations from someone calling themselves a submissive/slave.”

That voice is:

  • every bad kink forum thread,
  • every “you’re lucky any Dom wants you at all” energy,
  • every half-baked take on what “true slaves” should tolerate.

Then I undercut it:

“Let me interject: YES. YES THEY ARE.”

That’s not just reassurance.

That’s the standard I’m building my side of the dynamic on:

  • your expectations are valid
  • mine need to be higher, not lower

If you’re bringing:

  • time,
  • respect,
  • submission,

I’m saying a Master should be bringing:

  • even more responsibility,
  • even more self-awareness,
  • even more effort.

It’s the opposite of “you’re the lucky one here.”

The ego joke that tells on itself

“I hope to prove… why I am God’s gift to women…”

That’s me deliberately overplaying the ego for a second so I can:

  1. Make fun of that kind of Dom persona.
  2. Admit I do think I’m bringing something specific — just not in the “I’m flawless” way.

The series title “Yours, Truly” is doing double duty:

  • “I’ll be writing these to you, directly.”
  • “If you ever end up mine, I’m signing my name to how I show up.”

You’re not applying to “Dom In General.”

You’re getting a guided tour of me, specifically.

Concept first, person second

One of the most important lines in here:

“When first discovering this lifestyle, I believe most fall in love with a concept, not a person.”

That’s:

  • D/s as an idea
  • M/s as an aesthetic
  • submission as a fantasy state you saw somewhere and imprinted on

You found it through:

  • fanfic,
  • porn,
  • Tumblr-era posts,
  • a partner,
  • random chats,

and your nervous system went:

“Oh. That. That’s me.”

Then reality hits:

“How do we make these feelings, that are so personal and freeing, become a reality?

Through the presence of other people.”

That’s the horror and the hope:

  • You can’t live this stuff fully alone.
  • You also can’t just plug into anyone and expect them to be safe, skilled, or a match.

So this series exists to answer:

“What does that look like with me? What does he actually mean in practice?”

Why the meme / “No God Please No”

Dropping the Michael Scott meme is doing a few jobs:

  • defuses the weight of “other people”
  • signals I’m online — I live in meme culture, not above it
  • reminds you this is serious and we’re still allowed to laugh

The vibe is:

“Yes, we’re talking about slavery, control, devotion, emotional risk.

No, I’m not going to talk to you like a judge in a custody hearing.”

You’re allowed to bring:

  • your humor,
  • your cringe,
  • your fandom brain,
  • your fear.

I’m bringing mine too.

What this sets up for the rest of the series

This intro is basically a doorframe for what comes next:

  • You’re told:
    • your standards as a submissive/slave are valid.
    • my standards as a Master will be even stricter on me than on you.
  • You’re warned:
    • this is general, not a contract.
    • the real depth happens one-on-one, not in public essays.
  • You’re invited:
    • to keep reading if you want to see how my head and heart actually work around:
    • control,
    • care,
    • structure,
    • and devotion.

If you finish this and feel:

“Okay, he’s an asshole, but he’s my flavor of asshole, and he’s not treating my submission like a discount prize…”

then the piece did its job.

This isn’t a sales page.

It’s a tone test.

If the mix of:

  • irreverence,
  • honesty,
  • and responsibility

lands for you here, the rest of the Yours, Truly series is where we start really talking about:

Your Master as a person, a place, and a thing — and what it might actually feel like to belong here.

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