Mars Bars (Naked Eye)… (1-20) – Commentary

Mars Bars (Naked Eye) is me dropping the suit jacket on the back of the chair and admitting:

“I’ve already done this.
Just in a different uniform.”

On the surface, it’s a flex-post:

  • big client list,
  • marketing brain on display,
  • swipe at fake “OnlyFans managers.”

Underneath, it’s doing three things:

  1. Quietly establishing I know how to build things from scratch.
  2. Reframing sex work as real business, not a personality glitch.
  3. Clarifying what I mean when I call myself a queen-maker — and what it costs.

The resume you don’t see on Fetlife

That opening list?

Home improvement… nonprofits… medical… law… software…

It looks like overkill, but it’s deliberate.

I’m saying:

  • “None of this kink / sex / dynamic work is happening in a vacuum.”
  • “I spent years doing the boring, unglamorous, spreadsheet-heavy part of making people money and getting them seen.”

That work was:

  • dry as hell sometimes,
  • incredibly repetitive,
  • and still satisfying in a very specific way:
    • turning chaos into systems,
    • turning “we have no presence” into “we are booked out,”
    • watching numbers move because of choices I made with a mouse, keyboard, and ingenuity of the times.

The point is not:

“Look how important I am.”

The point is:

“The skill set is real. I didn’t wake up one day and decide I’m a ‘branding genius’ because I made a cute moodboard.”

I put in the boring years where nobody was horny and nobody was clapping.

That’s why, when I bring that same brain into kink and adult spaces, I take it seriously.

Adult creators as the missing line item

“You know which sticks out to me as missing from this list? Adult content creators.”

That’s the real turn.

I’ve done:

  • trades,
  • services,
  • politics,
  • healthcare,
  • SaaS,

…but the one sector that most obviously needs strategy — porn-adjacent, subscription-based sex work — is the one I’m calling out as missing.

It’s not actually missing from my life:

  • I’ve helped creators tighten their funnels,
  • rename and restructure tiers,
  • reposition their brand from “please like me” to “here’s what you’re actually buying,”
  • and watched them go from:
    • “no real plan, random posts,”

    to:

    • steady recurring fans,
    • better boundaries,
    • and more money for less self-erasure.

Most of that help has been:

  • quiet,
  • pro bono,
  • behind the scenes in chats and DMs.

I’m not telling you that to brag.

I’m telling you that so when I say “queen-maker,” you understand it’s not a cosplay title — it’s backed by boring, repeatable work I’ve done in multiple worlds.

And no, I can’t give out names of clients — adult or non — for privacy reasons. What I can say is that in the adult entertainment field, longevity is rare; even when people try to treat it as a “career path,” it’s usually fleeting at best.

Fake OF managers vs actual management

“Most ‘OnlyFans managers’ you hear about are a guy with a Telegram account, a drag-and-drop brand pack, and a dream of taking 50% to type ‘hi bb’ for you.”

That’s me drawing blood.

Because I’ve watched:

  • creators hand over half their income for:
    • generic captions,
    • stolen scripts,
    • and “just post more” strategies

while the guy “managing” them doesn’t know:

  • what churn is,
  • how to segment an audience,
  • or why someone signs up, leaves, and comes back.

So I define real management in the piece as:

“positioning, pricing, retention, funnels, audience psychology, and knowing when to stop doing things that drain you for no return.”

Which is stripped-down marketing speak for:

  • knowing who you’re talking to,
  • knowing what you’re actually selling (hint: it’s not just your tits),
  • knowing how to keep the right people and let the wrong ones go,
  • not burning yourself out on content that doesn’t move the needle.

And yes, that includes kink:

“treating your body and your brand like assets, not a slot machine.”

If your business model is:

  • “Maybe this month the algorithm will love me,”

you don’t have a business model. You have a superstition.

Pro bono help & why I pulled back

“I’ve offered my services and expertise pro bono so many, many, many times… it becomes hard to consider it ‘work’ for myself.”

That’s not:

  • “Look how generous I am.”

It’s more:

  • “I have poured a ridiculous amount of unpaid labor into people I believed in, because I wanted them to win.”

Some of them:

  • stopped doxing themselves
  • cleaned up their profiles,
  • clarified their niche,
  • stopped underpricing,
  • and watched their numbers increase.

Others:

  • took the advice,
  • got the benefit,
  • then drifted off or ghosted, which is fine — that’s the game.

After enough rounds of that:

  • I became a lot more protective of where I put that energy.
  • But I never stopped believing sex workers deserve real, competent support — not just horny cheerleading and half-baked “management.”

So when I say:

“I am quite professional…”

that’s me quietly contrasting:

  • my process,
  • my follow-through,
  • my ethics

against people who see creators as disposable faucets they can crank until they break.

“Queen-maker” as a promise, not a fantasy

“If you catch my fancy and I tell you I’m a queen-maker, understand this: I don’t say it to impress you. I say it because I’ve done it, more than once, in more than one world.”

Queen-maker here means:

  • I’m as invested in your growth as a creator / partner / submissive
    as you are in being “seen” by me.

It also means:

  • I am not going to work harder for your success than you are.
  • I need to see:
    • what you’re already trying,
    • where you’re stuck,
    • how honest you’re willing to be about your patterns.

That’s why the call is:

“Don’t just tell me you’re ‘motivated’ — show me what you’re already doing.”

Because if your whole plan is:

  • “I’m hot and I’ll post more,”

you’re not ready for what I do.

This post is as much a filter as it is an invitation.

On the companion track: “Naked Eye” – Luscious Jackson

“Naked Eye” sits under this piece for a few reasons:

  • It’s got that cool, off-center, late-90s groove that feels like:
    • a catwalk,
    • a backroom deal,
    • a brain working two steps ahead.
  • The phrase “naked eye” does double duty:
    • naked like OnlyFans,
    • eye like the way I see structure where everyone else sees “just vibes.”

The title Mars Bars nods at:

  • bars like verses — strategy lines, positioning lines, the “copy” of it all
  • and Mars bars like candy — snacks, treats, eye candy (creators) in a marketplace full of sugar-high attention spans.

If you read the post with the track in your ears, it becomes:

the soundtrack to walking through a crowded room of “content,”
seeing who’s just pretty,
who’s playing a part,
and who could actually become something if someone helped them tighten every screw.

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